Mr. Stonelake wants to live in a world filled with books that come bundled with dark chocolate and a force field around his keyboard that repels sticky-fingers. He graduated from the University of Alberta with a major in English Literature. It's obvious he likes to read. Obviously. So talk to him about it. Books, books, books. Yesterday, he went to the library and he asked the librarian, "got anything new??" And she said, "NOT SINCE YESTERDAY."